The Orc Who Fixed My Roof

Monster Romance · Heat-flexible, high ceiling · 26 chapters + epilogue · 80K novel · 1st person

Complete planning package, 173 pages: the premise, a full codex, every chapter outlined, an AI prompt for every chapter, and the whole launch kit — listing, blurb, keywords, posts, newsletter, reader magnet — already written. One buyer only. When it’s claimed, it’s gone.

Tansy Quill inherited a cottage in a monster town from an aunt she barely knew. The deed is real, the residency clause is real, and the roof has a structural gap she can see the sky through. She has forty-five days to pass a habitability assessment or lose the property. She is not particularly worried. She has a contractor in mind.

The contractor says no.

Then he takes the job anyway, because something about a botanist who says "I'll come back Tuesday" and means it makes him write in his project ledger: Made exception. Reviewing decision. He has been reviewing it since chapter one.

Before either of them can name what's building between them — there's a tea protocol neither of them agreed to that both of them keep, notebooks left on a porch step weighted with a bolt from the eave repair, a herb-drying rack discovered behind a kitchen wall that her dead aunt built for someone she hoped would come home, twenty minutes on a finished roof he had no professional reason to still be on, and a project ledger that started as job documentation and somewhere became the most revealing thing she's ever read.

She's spent her adult life being very good at temporary things — fieldwork contracts, short-term sublets, the kind of optimism that makes impermanence feel like a skill. He spent six years narrowing the scope of what he allowed to matter after someone with power and carelessness dismantled what he'd built. A collapsing cottage in a monster town is about to make both of them decide what they're actually building.

Cozy monster romance with a found-family town full of creatures you'll want to move in next door to. The kind of book where the most romantic thing anyone does is show up with a binder.

WHAT’S INSIDE THIS PACKAGE

⭐️ Story Premise — high-concept pitch, elevator pitch, and Market-Matched™ validation with dual-category positioning (Fantasy Romance + Cozy Fantasy Romance) and crossover reach into Small Town Romance; three comp titles with differentiation statements

⭐️ Complete Codex — full story bible with main characters (Tansy and Korag at full profile depth), supporting cast of 6 (Fernie, Mira, Bram, Vellin, Wren, and the Bramblehollow market ensemble), five distinct setting locations, chapter-by-chapter timeline across 26 chapters + epilogue, single first-person voice system with four example passages, Dial the Heat™ intimacy architecture, and series seeds for 4 future Bramblehollow books

⭐️ Chapter-by-Chapter Outline — 26 chapters + epilogue with emotional beats, word count targets, scene breakdowns, key dialogue, chapter-specific sensory details, and ending hooks; all three heat-flexible scenes flagged

⭐️ AI-Ready Chapter Prompts — 27 copy-paste-ready prompts (one per chapter + epilogue), each fully self-contained with character physical details, continuity facts, heat-level instructions, and the ledger entry sequence embedded where relevant

⭐️ Amazon Launch Kit — the listing, written: Amazon listing with 2 categories and 7 keywords, back cover copy, and Ideogram cover prompt calibrated to the cozy monster romance market

⭐️ Reader & Promo Kit — 50-word description, three Instagram posts with hashtags, Instagram story slides, Facebook post, newsletter announcement with 3 subject lines, reader magnet concepts with landing page copy, reader targeting for 3 audience profiles, and series marketing with full book order

⭐️ Market-Matched™ Brief — market snapshot table across 3 categories, 5 data-backed "Why This Will Sell" points, 3 comp title differentiations, 7-keyword strategy table with per-keyword rationale, and launch positioning covering categories, pricing, cover direction, and series release cadence

You write the book. The listing, the blurb, the keywords, the posts, the newsletter and the reader magnet are already written.

One buyer. One story. Exclusively yours.

WHY THIS WILL SELL